who cares




Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous

What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this

No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am

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urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

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Ice bucket challenge got me like


Posted 3 hours ago With 110,531 notes

  • people: watch your language
  • me: oh shit sorry

Posted 3 hours ago With 217,665 notes




I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

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